“If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they’ll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!”— Michael Bacall, Captain Dickson, Ice Cube, imdb.com
“Bartender: Look, I told you kids! You have no I.D.'s, you look underage, and if I serve you, I'll go to jail! Butt-head: Uhh…how about one for the road?”— Etan Cohen, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com