Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows? Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.
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Michael Bacall
Michael Bacall (born Michael Stephen Buccellato; April 19, 1973) is an American screenwriter and actor, known for having co-written the films Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, 21 Jump Street, and Project X. 2Life and career Bacall was born in Los Angeles, California to a family of Sicilian descent. He acted in movies and television from an early age. Turning to writing in the 2000s, he co-wrote and co-starred in Manic. As of 2007, Bacall has sold a number of scripts to major studios, including Psycho Funky Chimp and In Search of Captain Zero. In June 2007, New Line announced that Bacall would be writing a feature adaptation of the documentary The King of Kong. He co-wrote the adaptation of the Canadian graphic novel series Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, with its director, Edgar Wright. 2Filmography 3Acting 1989: Columbo Goes to the Guillotine as Tommy 1989: Wait Until Spring, Bandini as Arturo 1991: Shout as Big Boy 1993: Free Willy as Perry 1993: This Boy's Life as Terry Taylor 1993: The Nanny as Tommy 1997: Buffy the Vampire Slayer – "Some Assembly Required" as Eric Gittleson 2000: Urban Legends: Final Cut as Dirk Reynolds 2001: Manic as Chad 2004: Undertow as Jacob 2007: Grindhouse – Death Proof as Omar 2009: Inglourious Basterds as Pfc. Michael Zimmerman 2012: Django Unchained as Smitty Bacall (uncredited) 2016: BFF's as Jack Cass (directed by Constantine Paraskevopoulos) 3Screenwriting 2001: Manic 2003: Bookies 2010: Scott Pilgrim v
If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
He punched the highlights out of her hair!
Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke. Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind? Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing. Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band? Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're…
I have to go pee due to boredom.
I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."
Bouncer: Password? Scott Pilgrim: Whatever.. Bouncer: Cool.
You once were a ve-gone. But now you will be-gone.
Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.
Hi I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.
Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah.
When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
I’m not like, some like, fifties Letterman who pins a girl. I mean, yeah, we blow each other sometimes. But it’s not a thing. I just like, I don’t know. I don’t believe in possession, chowfeel.
If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they’ll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!
I don’t like when guys are mean to girls.
Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.
Korean Jesus, I just really don’t want to fuck this up. I’m sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don’t really know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah.
They’re teenagers, man. They’re really stupid, so you should blend right in.