Quotes tagged ‘Urine’

“Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin’ piss? Roy: I think you can. Neighbor: Even if it’s your own?”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Roy Munson, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Amaya Jiwe: What's that smell? Ray Palmer: Male T. rex urine. The only way I figured to keep Gertrude away was to douse the place with it. Amaya Jiwe: And where did you find male T. rex urine? Ray Palmer: Well... Amaya Jiwe: Actually, I don't wanna know.”

— Ray Utarnachitt, Keto Shimizu, Amaya Jiwe, Maisie Richardson Sellers, imdb.com

“Sherlock Holmes: I left some urine in your room. Dr. Joan Watson: Tell me it's in a cup.”

— Christopher Silber, Dr. Joan Watson, Lucy Liu, imdb.com

“Mr. Frond: So, you're in trouble again. Louise: Drink some cranberry juice. Mr. Frond: What? No, not ‘urine trouble!’ You are in trouble.”

— Nora Smith, Louise Belcher (voice), Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

“What do you call crystal-clear urine? 1080pee.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com