“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”— Amy Poehler, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“A little surge of bitterness goes through me like someone's shot it right into my veins with a syringe. But I know how to get over the feeling: remember that it doesn't do any good.”— Ally Condie, amazon.com