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Lizzie Molyneux

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All Werner Herzog (1)Paintings Made By Anuses (1)wishes (1)Absurd (1)Wish List (1)Exhausted (1)Bad Art (1)Threats (1)Magnates (1)Thanksgiving Dinner (1)Magnets (1)Heroes (1)Slap (1)Vaginas (1)Croissants (1)

From “Art Crawl”

Bob: Linda, there are animal anuses all over our walls! Linda: Just think of them as cute little rumps. Bob: Lin, they're anuses. I'm trying to think of worse paintings to hang in a restaurant. Um, nope, I can't think of any!

Anuses Modern Art Painting Anus Paintings Paintings Made By Anuses

Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.

Bad Art Disses On Bad Art

From “Food Truckin'”

Gene: It's the documentarian who hates Dad and puts wigs on cows! Tina: Werner Herzog?

Werner Herzog Documentarian Wigs

From “Bob Fires the Kids”

Bob: You're not a girl! Gene: Tell that to my vagina!

Girls Vaginas Tell That To My Vagina

From “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal”

Linda: Yeah, it's a little weird, but it's his selection process. Tina: It's like The Bachelor, except at the end, the one he chooses gets eaten.

the bachelor Turkeys Selection Process

Mr. Fischoeder: She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate. Tina: She's a magnate magnet.

Magnets Magnates Wordplay

From “O.T.”

Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...

Alibis Parking Meters

From “Boyz 4 Now”

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

Bras Heroes boobs

Tina: And his face? Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face! Tina: You mean 'kiss?' Louise: No, I mean 'slap.' Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.

kiss Slap Falling In Love Infatuation

Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.

Ass is Grass Threats

From “Dawn of the Peck”

Oh, right! Because that's what Thanksgiving is all about—running around with a bunch of stupid birds and going on rides. Fine, go. But you know what? I am not making dinner!

Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Dinner

From “The Hormone-iums”

Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don't have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.

Kissing Smart Kissing Meryl Streep Croissants Rainy Days

From “Brunchsquatch”

Felix: What do you want? Louise: A lot of things, Felix, but right now I want money for a dog. Felix: You owe money to a dog?

wishes Wish List Money dog Misheard

From “The Wolf of Wharf Street”

Wow, running with a coffee table's hard. No wonder no one does that.

Exhausted Coffee Tables Absurd

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