“Dearest Jules, sisterly advice, volume seven: when I say my love life’s at a standstill, I’m not asking you to mail me a solution. I told you, I’m okay.”— James D. Parriott, Emma Brody, Arija Bareikis, imdb.com
“I just moved in with my boyfriend and I don't have any stuff except for a food processor and, like, nineteen thongs, because even though at first we were like, 'I am not wearing that,' the patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I've just grown accustomed t…”— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com
“Banana says to the vibrator... Banana: "Why the fuck are you shaking, I'm the one that will be eaten".”— py0tR, reddit.com
“Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.”— Chelsea Handler, amazon.com
“Bullets and egg vibrators are very small and usually fairly powerful for their size. They are discrete and fairly affordable (many under five dollars) for first-time buyers. They come in many various designs, range in speeds from single to multiple speeds and vibrating patterns.”— Domina Doll, sheknows.com
“G-spot vibes are dildos with a curved shape that facilitate G spot stimulation. Most beginners have a hard time stimulating their G spot, so I wouldn't recommend these to start with.”— Domina Doll, sheknows.com
“Avoid materials that contain phthalates or other toxic chemicals. Stay away from jelly and rubber and choose plastic, silicone and elastomer. Also, plastic vibes like eggs and pocket rockets translate vibration better than softer materials.”— Domina Doll, sheknows.com
“If you feel lost, or just want to get some new pointers, there are workshops and seminars focusing on masturbation that you might enjoy.”— Arti Patel, huffingtonpost.ca
“It can be hard to take time out for ourselves for anything, even a little self-love. Try to cut out the usual distractions, like turning off your phone ringer.”— Arti Patel, huffingtonpost.ca
“Just like everything else in our lives, aim for a rechargeable vibrator.”— Arti Patel, huffingtonpost.ca
“Lie on your stomach using a firm pillow to prop up your butt in a pleasing fashion and he will quite happily enter you from behind. Prop the vibe between your clit and the pillow so your hands are free to clutch the bed sheets as you completely lose it.”— Jill Hamilton, cosmopolitan.com
“Stand by the edge of the bed, bending over with your hands on the mattress, as he enters from behind. You have total control here, using the vibe on your clit just the way you like it, plus it's just way animalistic and hot.”— Jill Hamilton, cosmopolitan.com
“Get in a spooning position with him as the big spoon and have him reach around to service you with the vibe while you feel quite well taken care of. Cuddly yet hot.”— Jill Hamilton, cosmopolitan.com
“Passed on to me from one of my besties, which was passed to her from a sorority sister, is now broadcast by me on the Internet for your benefit. A quality vibrator once turned on and gently touched to the tip of your nose will make you want to sneeze.”— Aliee Chan, gurl.com
“Sharing your vibrator with someone else can lead to the spread of STIs and can increase the risk of infection. It's not sanitary!”— Aliee Chan, gurl.com
“If you need to conceal your vibrator because of an overprotective parent, shared bedroom, or frequent guests, there are some vibrators that come shaped like other things... like lipstick.”— Aliee Chan, gurl.com
“Deciding which features you want is totally personal—and depends on your budget—and you can always start with something simple and then upgrade later.”— Women's Health Mag, womenshealthmag.com
“If you live in a place where the walls are thin, then it’s worthwhile to find a vibe that won’t sound like you’re revving up a chainsaw every time you use it. Sometimes, the noise level will correlate with the intensity or power of the vibrator, but with high-end products, that won’t be as much of a…”— Arielle Pardes, womenshealthmag.com