“Hey, guys, you know how it doesn’t feel that great when a girl goes down on you after spending a week in the Sahara without water or, like, a stick of gum? It’s always smart to hydrate beforehand.”Tagged: Oral Sex, hydrate, Water
“My clitoris is a sensitive creature. Please do not tongue-punch her as if you’re trying to retrieve a very stubborn sprinkle from a tub of molasses.”Tagged: Oral Sex, licking, clitoris
“Rejection is shitty, but it’s part of the process. The person you like won’t always like you back. That’s life.”Tagged: Reminders, Rejection, Alone