“Hilda: Now! Now! Be careful pointing your finger at people, it could be way too dangerous! Sabrina: You're pointing at me, so isn't that dangerous? Hilda: I have the safety on, of course.”— Barney Cohen, Kathryn Wallack, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com
“A witch who's on the wagon is no match for an elf who's on the warpath.”— Paul Wayne, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com
“Darrin Stephens: Pete, what do you do when you find out your wife's a witch? A very old witch. Bartender Al: You do just like I done, pal. I mean, you just gotta learn to live with it.”— Herman Groves, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com
“So my wife's a witch. Every married man has to make some adjustment.”— Sol Saks, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com
“Once upon a time, there was a typical American girl, who happened to bump into a typical red-blooded American boy. And she bumped into him, and bumped into him. So, they decided they'd better sit down and talk this over before they had an accident. They became good friends. They found they had a lot…”— Sol Saks, Narrator, Jose Ferrer, imdb.com
“Don’t be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn’t a demon. She’s a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.”— Marti Noxon, Anya Jenkins, Emma Caulfield, imdb.com
“Grace: Fold the corners. No, fold. Fold the corners. Frankie: They're round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch. Grace: Well, I can do it. Frankie: I rest my case.”— Marta Kauffman, Billy Finnegan, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com