“I signed a dick in a girl's yearbook this morning.”— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com
“To Laverne, If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi-Cola hits the spot.”— Bob Brunner, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com
“Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom. Lindsay Weir: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about. Millie Kentner: She does it. Lindsay Weir: What do you mean, it? Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!”— Mike White, Millie Kentner, Sarah Hagan, imdb.com