“Pro-tip dude. Never post an ugly video of a chick on Instagram, no matter how fucking dumb she looks. Not worth it, dude. She won't think it's funny.”Tagged: Instagram, Funny, Ugly Video, Pro-tip
“I don't remember anything. Honestly, I got so fucked up. That was a night I'll never forget.”Tagged: Drunk, Night You'll Never Forget, Memories
“Mac and I are kinda like orange juice and vodka, you know? We just go together.”Tagged: Similie Examples, Orange Juice, vodka, Go together
“After four years, if enough people see you a certain way, do you start to believe they're right?”Tagged: Perceptions, Belief, Thoughts
“I'm not, like, book smart or fucking street smart or whatever, but, like I'm not dumb.”Tagged: Street Smart, Book Smart, dumb
“Like, for instance, did you know dolphins weren't fish? Dolphins are mammals, bro. That's crazy. Like, they're just like us, they just swim.”Tagged: Dolphins, Swim, mammal
“A lot of people that's cool, they try to be cool, and that ain't really cool. But being cool with being a weirdo, I think that's super cool.”Tagged: cool, Insightful, Thoughts, Popular
“We're the first generation that gets to live twice. Our existences are simultaneously experienced and curated. Presented. Packaged. Polished for our own protection.”Tagged: generation, Experiences, presented, Packaged, Protection
“Instagram filter, Snapchat filters. They're not fucking filters, they're masks.”Tagged: Instagram, Snapchat, filters, Masks