“Some things in life are difficult to understand, even after years and years of thinking about them while wandering alone through desolate landscapes, usually during the off-season.”— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com
“I would just like to say, thank god you had a vasectomy a couple of years ago.”— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com
“What are years? Just trips around the sun.”— Noah Hawley, Nathaniel Halpern, Oliver Bird, Jemaine Clement, imdb.com
“If there’s something that I’ve learned in 4,000 years… it’s patience.”— Chris Fedak, Marc Guggenheim, Vandal Savage, Casper Crump, imdb.com
“I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?”— Erik Sommers, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
“It will take years, not just a couple of months, of education to change their thinking.”— Deng Xiaoping, amazon.com
“In 200 years, anthropologists will puzzle over why the words that accompanied "lmao" on the internet were never actually funny.”— Maggie Stiefvater, twitter.com
“It seems to me that the years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.”— Helen Mirrin, amazon.com
“This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“Just an FYI: Roman Numerals have no zero because it was not yet invented, allowing year 2000 to be written efficiently as MM.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com