“Pinky: [sobbing] Day-Day...is this your cousin? Day-Day: [worried] Yeah, that's my cousin... Pinky: Good, 'cause you're fired! Day-Day: Who, me? Pinky: And Roach, you're fired, too! [Roach and Day-Day chattering] Oh, I heard that! Say it again! Say it again! [looks at Craig] I was just about to bust…”— Ice Cube, Pinky, Clifton Powell, imdb.com
“Sacked?! Certainly not, I am never sacked.”— Bill Walsh, Don DaGradi, Mary Poppins, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
“Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me? Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. Lilo: I knew it!”— Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois, Lilo, Daveigh Chase, imdb.com
“The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.”— Dean Devlin, Roland Emmerich, President Thomas J. Whitmore, Bill Pullman, imdb.com
“[catching Bob applauding to Fred's speech] Let me hear one word out of you, Cratchit, and you can keep Christmas by losing your position!”— Robert Zemeckis, Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
“Bill: You're fired. Sebastian: It's Christmas. Bill: Yeah, I see the decorations. Good luck in the New Year.”— Damien Chazelle, Sebastian Wilder, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com
“If you tell me what you do, I'll tell you why my husband will fire you.”— Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, Warren Skaaren, Delia Deetz, Catherine O'Hara, imdb.com
“If I don't like you, I'll fire you! If you don't like me, I'll fire you!”— James L. Brooks, Lou Grant, Ed Asner, imdb.com
“I fired him because he wouldn't respect the authority of the president. That's the answer to that. I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a bitch, although he was, but that's not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three-quarters of them would be in jail.”— Harry S Truman, amazon.com
“Well, I've got to learn a lot of peoples' names before I fire them.”— Andre Jacquemetton, Maria Jacquemetton, Roger Sterling, John Slattery, imdb.com
“Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I always tell new hires, ‘Don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc