“Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear.”— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause”— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Spongebob Quotes
“You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.”— Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”— Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.comTagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Are you Squidward now? ... That’s okay take your time.”— Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”— Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.comTagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!" "Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot." "Spongebob: What? A genius?" "Patrick: No, Patrick.”— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Firmly grasp it in your hand.”— Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes, Nick Quotes
“Spongebob: Hey Patrick Patrick: What? Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let me hear it. Spongebob: 25.”— Spongebob, Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes
“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.”— Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.comTagged: indoors, Nature Sucks, Not A Nature Person
“Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.”— Plankton, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Nick Quotes
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”— Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.comTagged: Get Me Out of Here, Bored, Want To Leave
“Mr. Krabs: That hat makes you look like a girl. Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl.”— Spongebob, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Nick Quotes
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors.”— Plankton, amazon.comTagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4.”— Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, amazon.comTagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes, Nick
“It took us three days to make that potato salad. Three days.”— Family, amazon.comTagged: Funny Movie Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”— Mr. Krabs, amazon.comTagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Squidward: If that was you on the phone and you on the bus then who was flickering the lights. Nosferatu”— Squidward, amazon.comTagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes, Nick
“Fine I guess you're gonna miss The Panty Raid.”— Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Person on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No this is Patrick.”— Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired waiting and they had to hire a new one.”— Narrator, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument. Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument...Horseradish is not an instrument either.”— Patrick Star, amazon.comTagged: T.V Shows, T.V Quotes, Nick