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“Obviously, white women being called out using the name 'Karen' is not the same as white people using the n-word – because reverse racism doesn’t exist, for starters – and 96 percent of the almost 130,000 people who have answered so far said 'No.'”

— Vic Parsons, In these trying times, lesbian radical feminist Julie Bindel is debating whether ‘Karen’ is a slur. Yes, really

“I had no warnin' About who you are I'm just glad I made it out without breakin' down And then ran so fuckin' far”

— Halsey, You should be sad

“While you kiss her soft and nice Fuck you and Jennifer Go fucking make love to her”

— bülow, You & Jennifer

“Let’s be serious, numbers are tough to come by, but even Fauci would tell you that if someone you live with has corona you’re likely to contract it too.”

— Emyli Lovz, 20+ Ideas For Dating During The Time Of Coronavirus

“For variety’s sake, don’t pick the potato.”

— Zaron Burnett III, What’s the Healthiest Way to Eat the Same Meal Every Day?

“The Outline layoffs were part of a broader set of 24 layoffs this morning at its owner, Bustle Digital Group.”

— Joshua Benton, The Outline, an attempt to build a bolder kind of news site, appears to have met its end

“I wanted to be famous for being me, and I honestly am.”

— Caroline Calloway, Caroline Calloway claimed that she had both knee-caps removed and asked us to investigate. Here's what happened.

“To stay on this earth—I’m going to do it, and I’m going to make it an adventure and figure out who the fuck I actually am.”

— Jameela Jamil, The Playboy Interview with Jameela Jamil

“The only things that seems to be certain are our fear and the fact that, after this moment, things will be forever changed.”

— Dani Janae, 9 Poems to Read in These Trying Times

“Contracting COVID-19 through produce isn’t something you need to stress about. So chill out.”

— Courtney Shea, Should You Wash Your Groceries? COVID-19 Food-Safety Myths, Busted

“It was more important to her to be seen as an author than it was to be an author. She didn’t know how to be an author.”

— Byrd Leavell, Printing Clickbait

“British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was moved to the intensive care unit of a London hospital after his coronavirus symptoms dramatically worsened Monday, just a day after he was admitted for what were said to be routine tests.”

— Danica Kirka, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

“why stan ezra miller when you could stan the unproblematic matthew gray gubler?the only white man we should trust!”

— btdreid, Matthew Gray Gubler Is The Only Man Worth Stanning

“The stockpile ventilators, though, can be used for other patients, freeing up more COVID-19 compatible ventilators to help with the crisis.”

— David Gutman, Washington sending over 400 ventilators for non-coronavirus patients to New York, harder hit states

“Nadia, a tiger at the Bronx Zoo in New York, has become the first of her kind to test positive for the coronavirus.”

— Alaa Elassar, A tiger at the Bronx Zoo tests positive for coronavirus

“I love myself but I don't like the way I am.”

— Trixie Mattel, #WOWHelpMe

“I just wonder if you ever look back at your life and have regrets.”

— Rosa Handelman, Elena Richardson, Reese Witherspoon, Duo

“After all we've been through, I just thought that maybe we should clear the air.”

— Rosa Handelman, Elena Richardson, Reese Witherspoon, Duo

“It's like, one day, you wake up and it's settled.”

— Rosa Handelman, Elena Richardson, Reese Witherspoon, Duo

“He seemed like that guy, you know? Like the kind of guy that you want your first time to be with. Like it'd be easy. And fun and simple.”

— Rosa Handelman, Pearl Warren, Lexi Underwood, Duo