“Lorenzo: [after Calogero looks at a whole lineup and doesn't identify the shooter] You satisfied, officer? Detective Vella: No, I'm not satisfied. Lorenzo: He don't know. He can't help you. Detective Vella: [cynically] Yeah, yeah, I know. Your son doesn't know anything. I know all about it. Lorenzo:…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Detective Belsik: [walks into the Lorenzos'] I'm Detective Belsik. [points to Vella] This is my partner Detective Vella. [to Calogero] Hello, son. [to Mrs. Anello] How ya doin', ma'am? [turns to Lorenzo] We'd like to ask your son a few question. Lorenzo: About what? Detective Belsik: There was a sho…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Lorenzo: [about C] The other night he tried to throw away his baseball cards because he said Mickey Mantle would never pay our rent. Sonny: [laughs] He said that to you? I can't believe that kid. [They all start laughing] Lorenzo: That's not funny. Not when your kid has a bigger bank account than yo…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Calogero 'C' Anello: Sonny was right. The working man IS a sucker, dad. He's a sucker. Lorenzo: He's wrong! It don't take much strength to pull a trigger, but try and get up every morning, day after day and work for a livin'! Let's see him try that! Then we'll see who's the REAL tough guy! The worki…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Lorenzo: [Coming to Calogero's defense against the angry gangsters] Calogero! Calogero! [to Sonny] What happened to my son? Sonny: Drive your bus and get the fuck out of here! Lorenzo: I'll get my fucking bus! [Tries to hit Sonny, but the gangsters grab him] You put your hands on me, I'll stick you…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Sonny: First of all, I respect you, Lorenzo, you're a stand-up guy and we're from the same neighborhood, but don't ever talk to me like that again. I tell your kid to go to school, to go to college... Lorenzo: You don't understand: it's not what you say, it's what he sees, the clothes, the cars, the…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Calogero 'C' Anello: Mommy! Mommy! Look what I got! Some peaches...for...free. [he sees his parents about to confront him] Lorenzo: [showing C the wad of cash] What's this? Calogero 'C' Anello: What's what, Dad? Lorenzo: Where'd you get this? Your mother found it behind your drawer. Calogero 'C' Ane…”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Thirty percent of North American travelers have glamped in the past two years”
— Megan Barber, Glamping is hotter than ever, just ask millennials
“He's wrong, it don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy, your father's the tough guy!”
— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale
“Henry: What's that? Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance. Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing? Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture cham…”
— Jonathan King, Henry Oldfield, Nathan Meister, Black Sheep
“Henry: Are you OK? Experience: I won't be OK ever again.”
— Jonathan King, Henry Oldfield, Nathan Meister, Black Sheep
“[Henry panics while under attack from a sheep] Experience: What is wrong with you? Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it. Experience: Well, what's that? Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!”
— Jonathan King, Henry Oldfield, Nathan Meister, Black Sheep