Latest Quotes

“Tucker: What about the sheep? Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep! Tucker: No time for that, bro. Go go go!”

— Jonathan King, Tucker, Tammy Davis, Black Sheep

“Why'd you pay for that drink? A wise guy never pays for his drinks.”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“Who the fuck am I? Who am I? I'm a, a spoke on a wheel. And so was he, and so are you.”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, ‘This is a friend of mine.’ That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. Capisci?”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“In all the five boroughs, I'm known, forget about it, I'm known all over the fucking world, anybody asks about Lefty from Mulberry Street, you're pissing up the world fucking street my friend.”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“A guy like you don't touch a made guy, you know what I did yesterday? I went in front of the skippers, I'm going on the record with you, nobody can touch you now, I'm your man, Jesus Christ couldn't touch you because I represent you, keep your nose clean, be a good earner follow the rules, and who k…”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“A wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong, he's right.”

— Paul Attanasio, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Al Pacino, Donnie Brasco

“[Lefty Ruggiero is explaining Mafia code to Donnie Brasco] If I say you're a friend of mine, that means you're connected. If I say you're a friend of ours, that means you're a made guy. If I introduce you, I'm responsible for you. Anything wrong with you, I go down.”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“[Lefty is cooking dinner in his kitchen] Lefty: Punch of salt. Donnie Brasco: [watching him from behind him] Punch? Lefty: Punch. Punch of salt. Donnie Brasco: Punch or pinch? Lefty: Punch, punch. Not pinch. What'd I say? I say pinch? Donnie Brasco: Nah, you said... you said punch. Lefty: Sometimes…”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“Donnie Brasco: [Lefty tends to the pigeon coops on the roof of his building. Donnie's alongside him] Did you know there used to be falcons in New York? Lefty: They got everything in this fucking city. Donnie Brasco: Peregrine falcons. They lived across the river. Lefty: In Queens? Donnie Brasco: In…”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“You know something? [Donnie soon boasts, when he meets FBI agents in a place the mob would never look, a kosher restaurant] I got him. I got my hooks in the guy. [referring to Lefty Ruggiero]”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“Donnie Brasco: [while carrying bags and coolers onto the boat] Hey Richie, what are you trying to do, get me killed with that fucking suit? Richard 'Richie' Gazzo: What? Donnie Brasco: That fucking car, purple fucking car. Don't say the word plotz, you understand? Richard 'Richie' Gazzo: Yeah, yeah.”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“[referring to Bruno, to Lefty, while in his car] Twenty years you know a guy, you fuckin' whack him out just like that over a lounge? That's beautiful.”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“Maggie Pistone: God, why do you hate me when I love you so much? Donnie Brasco: [standing in front of each other in their garage] You think I hate you? I don't hate you. This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. And if I come out, this guy Lefty dies. They're gonna kill him because he vo…”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Lance DeLune, Will Ferrell, The Ladies Man

“If I come out alive, this guy, Lefty, ends up dead. That's the same thing as me putting the bullet in his head myself.”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, The Ladies Man

“Donnie Brasco: You think I'm a rat...? Lefty: [to Donnie's while in his car, before putting a loaded revolver to his head] How many times have I had you in my house? If you're a rat, then I'm the biggest mutt in the history of the Mafia.”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

“But guys you cannot blame the wang.”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, The Ladies Man