Latest Quotes

“Personally, I'd rather see a 46-inch bust singing ‘Burnin' Love.’”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“Kate Craig: Ahh! [Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom] Roman: What? Kate Craig: It touched me! Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak! Kate Craig: Not you! [Kate hits Roman on the arm] A thing. Roman: What thing? Chet: [Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the fa…”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“Roman: I don't need cocktails for that. Was that a shot? Chet: No, that was the truth. Roman: Oh, that was a shot! Chet: That...was a shot. Roman: [to the bartender] Speaking of shots, set us up!”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“Roman: [Chet, Roman, and the kids are out fishing and are putting bait on their hooks] These are the biggest worms I have ever encountered. Chet: They're not worms, they're leeches.”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“Roman: I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat! Chet: That's OK, we're renting a pontoon boat. Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“[Chet is eating the last bite of the 96-ounce steak] Roman: I think that just about does it. Grill Chef: He's not done yet! Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down! Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite! Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that pla…”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“Roman: Honey? Kate Craig: [in the shower] Yes? Roman: How come Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and ours look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears? Why can't they connect with me? Kate Craig: Well, maybe if you spent less time at work and more time with us, it would... Roman: Put a cor…”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“[Chet is being pulled by the boat on water-skies at high speed] Chet: You bastard! You bastard! Roman: I think he's saying go faster.”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“Calogero 'C' Anello: He owes me 20 dollars. It's been two weeks now, and every time he sees me he keeps dodging me. He's becoming a real pain in the ass. Should I crack him one, or what? Sonny: Sometimes hurting somebody ain't the answer. First of all, is he a good friend of yours? Calogero 'C' Anel…”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“Good evening. How's it going? Listen, girls...uh...as your father, I feel it incumbent upon me to set the record straight on the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening. I know that a terrifying story like that coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure could be…”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, The Great Outdoors

“It was great to be Catholic and go to confession. You could start over every week.”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“Sonny: You like this girl? Calogero 'C' Anello: I do, but I don't want to hear all the guys. I don't want to hear all their mouths... Sonny: F those kids. Half of them are going to end up dead or in jail anyway. Nobody cares.”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“I was getting two educations: One from the street and one from school. That way I'd be twice as smart as everybody.”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“[a few blacks cross the road on bicycles] Slick: What the fuck, man? What the fuck? These fuckin' spooks just came out of nowhere! Calogero 'C' Anello: Why don't you just leave em alone? Slick: What the fuck is it with you and these niggers lately? Calogero 'C' Anello: They ain't bothering nobody. S…”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“While we may dress up for fun now, the tradition is seemingly rooted in something a little more practical. The practice may stem from the ancient Celtic ritual Samhain, during which celebrants honor the harvest and welcome the darkness that fall and winter bring.”

— Lisa Stardust, A Witch Explains Why You Shouldn't Believe These 4 Halloween Myths

“Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God. Calogero 'C' Anello: I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here. Priest: Ya got a point.”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“[as C walks out of Sonny's funeral] Sonny and my father always said that when I get older I would understand. Well, I finally did. I learned something from these two men. I learned to give love and get love unconditionally. You just have to accept people for what they are, and I learned the greatest…”

— Chazz Palminteri, Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), Lillo Brancato, A Bronx Tale

“Lorenzo: [hears knocking on the door] Who is it? Detective Belsik: POLICE. Is this the Anello residence? Lorenzo: Yeah, could I help ya? Detective Belsik: Look, we're detectives. We'd like to ask you some questions. Lorenzo: About what? Detective Belsik: Just open the door!”

— Chazz Palminteri, Lorenzo Anello, Robert De Niro, A Bronx Tale