Today, I am a grape!
— Elizabeth Meriwether, J. J. Philbin, Rory Banks, Devin Trey Campbell, Pilot
Today, I am a grape!
— Elizabeth Meriwether, J. J. Philbin, Rory Banks, Devin Trey Campbell, Pilot
On Sesame Street, Elmo has a new friend: Karli, an adorably furry, bright green Muppet whose mother is battling addiction.
— MELISSA LOCKER, Sesame Street Takes On Opioid Crisis By Expanding This Muppet's Story
Hesitation, it's when your body says 'yes' before your mouth can say 'no.'
— Jason Richman, Dex Parios, Cobie Smulders, Forget It Dex, It's Stumptown.
What could the political effects be of a media that actually served working-class Americans?
— Carla Murphy, Why We Need a Working-Class Media | Dissent Magazine
Personality tests that sort you squarely into one camp often aren’t accurate.
— Christine Byrne, Think You're 100% An Introvert? There's A Good Chance You're Wrong.
Nevils’ complaint to NBC at the time led to Lauer’s firing from Today in 2017, but her identity and the details of her complaint remained confidential until now.
— Nick Romano, Entertainment Weekly, 'Today' hosts respond to new Matt Lauer rape allegation
The dogs might still ignore her, but the dog walkers won’t.
— Kate Williams, Cosmopolitan, The Zoey Deutch Era Starts Now
Fuck off means go.
I always knew you couldn't trust a fudge head.
— Steve Oedekerk, John A. Davis, Cosmo, Daran Norris, The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour
There is perhaps no phenomenon which contains so much destructive feeling as ‘moral indignation,’ which permits envy or hate to be acted out under the guise of virtue.
Who's up for a group hurl?
— John A. Davis, Steve Oedekerk, Sheen Estevez, Jeffrey Garcia, The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour
If you go door to door in our nation and talk to citizens about domestic violence, almost everyone will insist that they do not support male violence against women, that they believe it to be morally and ethically wrong. However, if you then explain that we can only end male violence against women b…
Yes, the world is suffering from traumatic levels of lovelessness right now, but what really brought me to my knees these past few months was how susceptible I was to perpetuating lovelessness in my own response to our collective pain.
Yeah, I'm great with science. Oh, wait, did I say 'science?' I meant hula dancing.
— John A. Davis, Steve Oedekerk, Cosmo, Daran Norris, The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour
You want to protect yourself now, because you could smell death when you go to the door, and you goin' to the door like, man, it smell like somebody goin' die today.
It's cold at night, and I ain't talkin' about the weather, they layin' down in a bed without nobody to tell 'em they love 'em every night.
I don't want to be judged off the fact that I come from a fucked up environment, I wanna be judged off being a good person, a good soul first.
I was raised in how to stay alive, how to stay out of prison, what's the right moves to make so you don't lose your life.
When judges kills people on paper that happens probably a thousand times a day in America.
You're messing with the wrong fat vampire.
— Steven Banks, Carl Wheezer, Rob Paulsen, Nightmare in Retroville