I have locked my mother in a cage designed by her own art.
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You look like a fucking ball bag.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 3
The holy smirk, thanks be to God.
I want better work-life balance because everything in my life feels wildly skewed, and I do so much bizarre work. I know I work too much.
We're all going to get our holes kicked, and we are all in the same boat.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 3
Don't be such a shower of bore bags.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 2
I will buck a French lad, so help me God.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 2
My fanny's going funny just thinking about it.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 2
Sadly, I'm unable to come on this one, as I despise the French.
That's English for you. Fucking savages.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 1
I am going to ram that so far up your arse.
It wasn't bullying. It was attempted bullying.
Erin: You better not have brought my diary to school. Orla: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.
What part of me not giving a flying fuck are you struggling with, exactly?
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 1
You've never even kissed a boy before. You practice on your pillow sometimes, but you don't think that's the same.
Solving this puzzle will not bring you peace. You already know that. Your heart isn’t in it.
We both know you're gonna sit in the corner like a frigid fuck.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 1
Our carriage awaits, motherfuckers.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 1
I love me wee fingers.
Speak for yourself, sugar tits.
— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, Episode 1