Quotes tagged ‘butt’

“I like a nice loose tush.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready, dog breath. Because when I’m finished with you, you’ll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt! Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible? [the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards…”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Rudy Zolteck, Michael Zwiener, imdb.com

“Danny O’Shea: I don’t know, but I’ve been told. Little Giants: Butz’s butt is green with mold. Danny O’Shea: You say thank you I say please. Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com

“What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do…”

— Tim Meadows, Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com

“By the end of the semester, you'll be eating your own ass.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Yeah, I got a nice big solid seat, don't I?”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com

“I'm a gaping asshole. Respect my truth.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Judd Birch, Jon Daly, imdb.com

“Get your head out of your asshole, okay?”

— Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“There's the cutie with the booty.”

— Emily Cutler, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.com

“Do I have a massive arsehole?”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“W just got out asses handed to us by a 12-year-old.”

— Emily Heller, Fuches, Stephen Root, imdb.com

“Old people are arseholes.”

— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, imdb.com

“I am going to ram that so far up your arse.”

— Lisa McGee, Erin Quinn, Saoirse-Monica Jackson, imdb.com

“This is the mockery of a holy man! A man of whom every part is sacred, including his butthole, of which this town knows nothing.”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.com

“The future looked as good as a blonde with long, flat buttocks.”

— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com

“Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ryan, Luka Jones, imdb.com

“We all have very clean buttholes.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

“Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary. David: She thinks it's fancy?”

— Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois, Lilo, Daveigh Chase, imdb.com

“Yul Brenner: How about I beat your butt right now? Sanka Coffie: How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Sanka Coffie, Doug E. Doug, imdb.com

“You don’t want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!”

— Michael Ryan, Craig McCracken, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com