Quotes tagged ‘english’
(39 total)
“When I met you four years ago, you were driving a Jag. I said to myself, who is this sharp piece of business driving an English sled looking like a million dollars? Now four girlfriends later, I'm asking myself who is this skunk wearing Hush Puppies and walking to work?”
— Stephen J. Cannell, Sgt. Rita Lee Lance, Mitzi Kapture, imdb.com
“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?' Penny: What does that mean? Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”
— Stephen Engel, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com