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“Nylon, the alternative fashion and lifestyle magazine founded in 1999, was scooped up by Bustle Digital Group for an undisclosed sum on Thursday.”

— Kayleigh Barber, Bustle Digital Group Buys Nylon Magazine, Plans to Relaunch Print

“Today is one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.”

— Unknown, Coffee Quotes

“I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years, so I guess this is who I am now!”

— Unknown, Sarcastic Quotes

“I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me.”

— Unknown, Release Your Inner Child

“I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.”

— Unknown, Funny Sarcastic Quote … | Sarcasm!!! | Sarcastic quotes, Sarcasm quotes, Funny quotes

“"Funny how I used to hate going to bed when I was younger and now it's my favorite part of the day.”

— Unknown, Going to Bed Early Rocks

“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”

— Unknown, "Unspirational" Is The Instagram Account For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”

— Steven Wright, Smart Mouth Comments

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”

— Ashleigh Brilliant, Sarcastic Comebacks

“It’s a playbook that’s becoming common, because the presupposition is correct.”

— Alexis Sobel Fitts, The Familiar Despair of E. Jean Carroll's Testimony

“Female friendship is tricky. Friends arrive. Friends fade. Friends get jealous! Friends fight!”

— Liana Satenstein, Lauren Mechling Discusses Her New Book, How Could She, With Naomi Fry in Brooklyn

“This is my life to live-- or throw away. Isn't that true?”

— Nic Sheff, Tweak

“Workplace chat apps like Slack sold themselves to large corporations as “email killers,” and messaging apps replaced email as many people’s primary inboxes. Yet email lives”

— Kevin Roose, Would You Pay $30 a Month to Check Your Email?

“Incorrectly done fillers can cause blindness, tissue necrosis, and even death.”

— Angela Lashbrook, People Are Buying Fillers Online and Injecting Them Into Their Own Faces

“I am just a writer and a woman. I am too sensitive. I have thin skin. I love having the last word. I am a control freak. I cannot let things go.”

— Roxane Gay, The Pleasure of Clapping Back

“It sits on your nightstand, and between the set hours it emits a very faint light, visible enough that if mom sees it she’ll know it’s an okay time to get the kids, but faint enough that the light won’t wake her up if she’s still sleeping.”

— Zucklight, zucklight.com

“IT CHAPTER 2 screenwriter Gary Dauberman has spoken out on Jessica Chastain’s Beverly bloodbath scene in the Pennywise Clowns sequel.”

— Express, It Chapter 2 screenwriter

“If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.”

— Unknown, This Is A Bad Life

“Travel the world. Send a risky text. Swim naked. Fight a shark. Stab a stranger. Steal a car. Flee to Mexico. Live a little.”

— Paz, Do It!

“I'm not a prop for you to use When you're lonely or confused I want a love that lets me breathe I've been choking on your leash”

— Soccer Mommy, Your Dog