Latest Quotes

“[possessed by the Lamia] I desire the SOUL of Christine Brown. We will FEAST upon it while she festers in the grave!”

— Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi, Shaun San Dena, Adriana Barraza, Drag Me to Hell

“This amount of lung damage, though, I'd expect the body to be covered in third-degree burns. It's like finding a bullet in a brain, but with no gunshot wound.”

— Ian B. Goldberg, Richard Naing, Tommy Tilden, Brian Cox, The Autopsy of Jane Doe

“Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me. Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”

— Sam Egan, John Paragon, Elvira / Aunt Morgana Talbot, Cassandra Peterson, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

“Most of them died instantly, but a few had time to go quietly nuts.”

— Nelson Gidding, Dr. Mark Hall, James Olson, The Andromeda Strain

“Tom Corman: What do you think about, Shawn? Shawn Michaels: I don't know. Growing up. Getting out of the swamp. Eating hamburgers. Stuff like that.”

— Fred Olen Ray, Martin Nicholas, Tom Corman, Ray Roberts, Alien Dead

“Mugsy: I would like to ask you one simple question: How many states are you wanted in? Harry: How many are dere? Mugsy: Forty-eight. Harry: Dat's how many.”

— D. D. Beauchamp, Mugsy, Horace McMahon, Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

“We have won the war, but we have no women. We have come here to this planet for one purpose only: to acquire breeding stock to repopulate our planet.”

— George Garrett, Princess Marcuzan, Marilyn Hanold, Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster

“Damn Godzilla...You're mistaken if you think your powers are a match for Mechagodzilla.”

— Masami Fukushima, Jun Fukuda, Hiroyasu Yamaura, Shinichi Sekizawa, Alien Supreme Leader Kuronuma, Goro Mutsumi, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla

“Dear Lord, I pray that I am insane, that all that happened is only in my mind. I pray that tomorrow the sun will shine again on living things, not on a world where only the dead walk the Earth.”

— Samuel Newman, Dr. Adam Penner, Philip Tonge, Invisible Invaders

“It's the voodoo, Dr. Gavin. It's the voodoo, I tells ya!”

— Richard Hilliard, Eulabelle, Eulabelle Moore, The Horror of Party Beach

“Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it...for they will be from outer space.”

— Edward D. Wood Jr., Himself - Narrator, Criswell, Plan 9 from Outer Space

“[to his assistant, who is menacing the girl strapped to the table] Your own experiments will have to wait.”

— Wayne Rogers, Ted V. Mikels, Dr. DeMarco, John Carradine, The Astro-Zombies

“Tom Harris: What part of heaven did you fly down from? Jeannie Biladeau: Oh boy. Mister Harris, I read some of your books and I only hope you're more original in person.”

— Del Tenney, Tom Harris, William Joyce, I Eat Your Skin

“I hate cell phones! Everywhere you turn nothing but texting and yakking and texting.”

— Adam Alleca, Carl Ellsworth, Wes Craven, Francis, Aaron Paul, The Last House on the Left

“Hey, while I was in the pizza parlor, this creepy old man came up to me and said, ‘sweetie, you don't have to kiss to make babies.’ So, I waited until it was about time to leave with the pizza, so I walked right up to him and said out loud, ‘I know, but you still gotta fuck!’”

— Nicholas St. John, Pamela, Baybi Day, The Driller Killer

“Loren Lukas: Where you from? Stuart Richards: Mars. Loren Lukas: Terrific, I never made it with a Martian before.”

— William Friedkin, Stuart Richards, Richard Cox, Cruising

“The clouds are swirling. There will be tears shed over the bay.”

— Mario Bava, Anna Fossati, Laura Betti, Ecologia del delitto

“He's got about as much chance as a snowball in hell.”

— Tony Crechales, George Edwards, Thelma Lambert, Ann Sothern, The Killing Kind

“William 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: I haven't met a man yet that a bullet couldn't stop. Dr. Henrietta Hull: But he isn't a man!”

— Carl K. Hittleman, William 'Billy the Kid' Bonney, Chuck Courtney, Billy the Kid vs. Dracula

“I'm going out for a bite to drink.”

— Robert Kaufman, Mark Gindes, Count Vladimir Dracula, George Hamilton, Love at First Bite