Latest Quotes

“Experts recommend holding your nose at Whole Foods.”

— Rima Parikh, No, They’re Still Not Washing Their Legs

“We are committed to each other, loyal to each other, and very tolerant of each other, in spite of a lot of rocky shared history.”

— Heather Havrilesky, ‘My Friendships Make Me Sad’

“Critique comes with being an author — and critique about personal writing can feel particularly weaponized, since that writing is fundamentally intimate and revealing. But you also have the option of not putting yourself through all this, again and again.”

— Scaachi Koul, Kathleen Hale Came For Her Goodreads Critic. Then The Internet Came For Her.

“Watch as a little girl kicks a crown in the dust behind her to embark on her latest adventure.”

— Mélanie Berliet, You Are Not A Princess

“Not only did Vice’s total traffic drop by 49% in April, with the removal of the rolled-up Vice Media numbers, but the traffic for Vice.com itself tumbled 18% to 33.4 million unique visitors in the U.S.”

— Gavin Bridge, Vice Media Digital Makeover Triggers Traffic Slide

“When I'm not in a suit, I feel like I have no authority.”

— John Mulaney, Tan France Gives John Mulaney A Makeover

“The 350 residents of Sommarøy in the land of the midnight sun are hoping to free themselves from the tyranny of the clock by declaring the small Norwegian island the world’s first time-free zone.”

— Jon Henley , The Norwegian island that abolished time

“Beware.”

— Sean, Interview With An Instagram Photographer

“Savor this with everything I have inside of me.”

— Clairo, Bags

“The xenophobic right is beginning to catch on to what an opportunity this crisis represents for them, and the potent political capital of promising to prevent the end of the world.”

— Kate Aronoff, The European Far Right's Environmental Turn | Dissent Magazine

“Attendees at the marketing industry’s biggest gathering worried about brand safety and data privacy”

— Alexandra Bruell and Nat Ives, In Sunny Cannes, Marketers Fret Over Dark Content Online

“When you’ve got Kirsten Dunst in a black comedy coming to cable television, you know you’ve struck gold.”

— Slash Film, 'On Becoming a God in Central Florida' Trailer

“Mark Wayne: Everything tastes like chicken, you notice that? Frog legs, snakes... even rabbits taste like chicken. Charnetski: Everything except this shit.”

— David S. Goyer, Demonic Toys

“We survive by remembering. But sometimes we survive by forgetting.”

— Craig Rosenberg, Dr. Silberling, Dean Paul Gibson, The Uninvited

“Get back in the goddamn ground you unorganized grab-asstic gob of teleplasmic shit!”

— Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Sgt. Hiles, R. Lee Ermey, The Frighteners

“Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are!”

— Wesley Strick, John D. Macdonald, Max Cady, Robert De Niro, Cape Fear

“I felt like a bimbo in cheap horror film.”

— Kenneth J. Hall, Monica, Tatyana Ali, The Clown at Midnight

“Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor. Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little 'descendants club' can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?”

— Duane Poole, Eric Garrett, Christian Campbell, I've Been Waiting for You

“My first day here I saw you and I thought you were beautiful, but I was wrong. All you care about is how popular you are. Everybody gives you everything. You don't have to work at anything, like friendship. You don't care about how other people feel. All you give a damn about is how good you look! W…”

— Carol Saraceno, Tom Holland, Sarah Goodwin, Kay Lenz, The Initiation of Sarah

“It's as though we're all seeds of evil.”

— Tim Kelly, Maureen Whitman, Hilary Heath, Cry of the Banshee