“The man I once was, Al, was not formidable, and I am but his shadow now. And yet I'd be put to use. A decoy, perhaps. A weight to drop on villains from above.”Tagged: formidable, Villains, decoy
“Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole. Wouldn't you rather be up front, feeding the horse?”Tagged: Politics, Insults to Politicians, Business Is Better Than Politics
“[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…”Tagged: Prank, soap, Hearts, bite it
“Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass] And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac. Mac: Thanks, Chief!”Tagged: Bulletproof, sick motherfucker
“[repeated line] Thorny: Enhance. Captain O'Hagan: Just print the damn thing!”Tagged: enhance, damned, Impatience
“[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”Tagged: Shit, Purple, sherbet
“Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.' Mac: Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer…”Tagged: shenanigans, swear to god, mozzarella sticks
“You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it.”Tagged: Shit, deep shit
“This amount of lung damage, though, I'd expect the body to be covered in third-degree burns. It's like finding a bullet in a brain, but with no gunshot wound.”Tagged: lung damage, third-degree burns, Autopsy
“One German, a fine man. Two Germans, a bund. Three Germans, a war. One Englishman, an idiot. Two Englishmen, a club. Three Englishmen, an Empire.”Tagged: German, english, Empire, Bund, Nazi Movies