Latest Quotes

“Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

— Winston S. Churchill, Medicine in Quotations

“I go wherever the wind blows… and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”

— Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.”

— Ellen Kushner, The Fall of the Kings

“Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.”

— Rafael Sabatini, Fortune's Fool

“Part of the fun in being single is that you have time on your hands to fill with WHATEVER YOU WANT. Not only are you the boss, but you can absolutely take the time to realize that you really want to learn a language this year, or join a tennis group, or read a certain number of books by the end of 2…”

— Maya Kachroo-Levine, 15 Things You Truly Appreciate Doing When You’re Not In A Relationship

“I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.”

— Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

— Nora Roberts, Chasing Fire

“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”

— Ray Bradbury, The October Country

“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”

— Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

— Oscar Wilde, Drinking: Behavior and Belief in Modern History

“Voluntary simplicity means going fewer places in one day rather than more, seeing less so I can see more, doing less so I can do more, acquiring less so I can have more.”

— Jon Kabat-Zinn, Wherever You Go, There You Are

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

— Charles Bamforth, Beer is Proof God Loves Us: Reaching for the Soul of Beer and Brewing

“Going places alone and not being worried about it is one of the most liberating social moves anyone can make.”

— Maya Kachroo-Levine, 15 Things You Truly Appreciate Doing When You’re Not In A Relationship

“Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.”

— Lin Yutang, The Importance Of Living

“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”

— Amy Neftzger, It's Always Wine O'Clock

“They learned to live contently with small things, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy not respectable, and to be rich not wealthy. They let the sacred and unconscious bloom amidst the common, rendering it all extraordinary.”

— David Paul Kirkpatrick, The Address Of Happiness

“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles…”

— Martin Luther, My First Exorcism

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

— Ogden Nash, Hard Lines

“I do believe in simplicity. It is astonishing as well as sad, how many trivial affairs even the wisest thinks he must attend to in a day; how singular an affair he thinks he must omit. When the mathematician would solve a difficult problem, he first frees the equation of all incumbrances, and reduce…”

— Henry David Thoreau, Letters Of Note

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniels.”

— Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right