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“I’m capable of two ends of the sexual spectrum: one-night stands and long-term relationships”

— David Chastity, How To Have Empowering Casual Sex

“So, are you ever going to talk to me or are you just going to continue flirting with me?”

— Don Diebel, 1001 Best Pick-Up Lines

“You have my permission to make the first move.”

— Don Diebel, 1001 Best Pick-Up Lines

“New York was more full of reflection than of itself–the only concrete things in town were the abstractions.”

— Zelda Fitzgerald, Save Me The Waltz

“Were you just smiling at me from across the room or do I have my contacts in incorrectly?”

— Don Diebel, 1001 Best Pick-Up Lines

“Let’s play strip Mario Kart.”

— Holly Riordan, 50 Phrases That Would Immediately Turn Men On If Women Would Actually Say Them

“I didn't know 'kangaroo selfies' were a thing. But they are and this is one.”

— Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, instagram.com

“Would you rather have a false love or a true lust?”

— Clayton Cubitt, Would You Rather

“Are you a taxidermist? No? Want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

— Holly Riordan, The Naughtiest Pickup Lines You'll Ever Hear

“I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match.”

— Holly Riordan, The Naughtiest Pickup Lines You’ll Ever Hear

“Rip it up. Redraw the lines. Chaos is beautiful when order is killing you.”

— Clayton Cubitt, 3 Jun 2016

“I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

— Pierre Audet, Hot Tub Games

“The moral of the 2016 election:You can tweet *literally anything* but NEVER e-mail anyone ever.”

— Peter Lyren, twitter.com

“Stand still so I can pick you up.”

— AJ Baker, 365 Days of Pick-Up Lines:

“If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?”

— Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

“I've got a secret, and I don't intend to keep it.”

— Drew Wilson, instagram.com

“We use React.js and standard Flux for our application rendering and state handling, though a few teams have been experimenting with Redux as our future state container. We are also migrating our existing OOCSS/BEM-style CSS toolkit, called Superfine, into a set of CSS-encapsulated React.js UI compon…”

— Lucie Lozinski, Uber Engineering's Tech Stack: The Edge and Beyond

“Pimple under eye wtf”

— Miley Cyrus, instagram.com

“We use Tornado with Python, but Go’s native support for concurrency is ideal for most new performance-critical services.”

— Lucie Lozinski, Uber Engineering's Tech Stack

“Don’t worry, I am not drunk. I am just completely intoxicated by you.”

— Courtney Pocock, Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys