Latest Quotes

“From an environmental standpoint, oat milk uses significantly less water than almond milk: 1,929 gallons per pound of almonds, compared to 290 gallon per pound of oats.”

— Zara Stone, How Oat Milk Conquered America

“It’s 3 a.m. Do you know what your iPhone is doing?”

— Geoffrey A. Fowler, It’s the middle of the night. Do you know who your iPhone is talking to?

“If I were queen of the world, I would pass a law against private jets, because they enable you to get around a certain reality.”

— Abigail Disney, What It’s Like to Grow Up With More Money Than You’ll Ever Spend

“Raise your hand if you’ve apologized at work (or in a texting convo) in the last 48 hours.”

— Lindsay Tigar, 8 female executives on the habits they gave up

“I swore you'd never see this side But it's so hard to say goodbye I don't need to apologize Us big girls got to cry”

— Lizzo, Crybaby

“The wife guy is no longer content behind the scenes. He is crafting a whole persona around being that guy. He married a woman, and now that is his personality.”

— Amanda Hess, The Age of the Internet ‘Wife Guy’

“You're scared. But maybe we're stronger than we think we are.”

— Margaret Atwood, Offred, Elisabeth Moss, Watch Out

“When you’re on my side of this, you see just how people set out to destroy other people’s lives. It’s just horrible. All I want to do is try to live my life within the confines of the law, but people always think about that nickname when they find out who I am.”

— Christopher Pagano, The 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' breaks his silence on a life of infamy

“This is also the same generation-Z pop star who thought the Spice Girls were a made up band until about two years ago.”

— Brooke Marine, Um, Billie Eilish Doesn't Know Who Hilary Duff Is

“I'll do anything to get to the rush Now I'm dancing, and I'm dancing too much So be careful if you're wanting this touch 'Cause if I love you, then I love you too much”

— Carly Rae Jepsen, Too Much

“Brides, the oldest bridal magazine in the United States, started in 1934 as a publication mailed free of charge to women whose wedding announcements appeared in newspaper society pages.”

— Tiffany Hsu, Condé Nast Sells Brides Magazine to Barry Diller’s Dotdash

“Even if we haven’t discovered the 'meaning of life,' when we look forward to something each day, it gives that day a little more meaning.”

— Dr. Harry Ofgang & Erik Ofgang, These So-Called Vices Are Good for Your Health

“I know therapy can be expensive- but look at it as an investment for your future. I could have… a lot of bucks still in my bank account right now. But what good would the money do if I were still working in a department store and crying on my way to work every day?”

— Jadi Rae Curtis, Sometimes, Helping Yourself Means Seeking Help

“Self-fucking, to me, is the ultimate incarnation of that pubescent spark — you don’t even need to know someone with a hot tub.”

— Luke Winkie, Inside the Community of Men Who Fuck Themselves

“So, congratulations to Rihanna on being extremely rich. We hope you enjoy a very expensive bottle of wine tonight.”

— Emilia Petrarca, How Rich Is Rihanna?

“The boy will be in love, but as usual, he will be thinking with his little head instead of his big head.”

— Logan Pierce, Projections

“Pride is, for me, recognizing that we have so far to go as queer people in America, but we have so fucking much to be grateful for.”

— Miz Cracker, Antoni Porowski Gets a Drag Makeover from Miz Cracker

“Those baseline differences in outlook can make the virtues of both earliness and lateness impossible to explain to people in the opposite camp.”

— Amanda Mull, There Are Two Types of Airport People

“It literally took me fourteen years to 'make it' in any real, bill-paying way in show business.”

— Karen Kilgariff, Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered

“No. Chris Darden was brought into the case at the last minute because the prosecution discovered that the jury was predominantly African American. He was a token black. He was only there to influence the jury. He sat next to me at the table, and whenever he did anything, he would pass me a note, sug…”

— F. Lee Bailey, O.J.'s Former Attorney Has Nothing Nice To Say About Anyone—Except O.J.