Latest Quotes

“[to Sansa] Many underestimated you. Most of them are dead now.”

— Dave Hill, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, Winterfell

“Tyrion Lannister: The last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair. Sansa Stark: It had its moments.”

— Dave Hill, Eddison Tollett, Ben Crompton, Winterfell

“Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You left me to die. Arya Stark: First, I robbed you. Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're a cold little bitch, aren't you? Guess that's why you're still alive.”

— Dave Hill, Sandor Clegane, Rory McCann, Winterfell

“Sue Lee: How did you become a cop? Det. Tony Baretta: Well that was kind of a promise I made to my old man. See my folks came over on a boat, and they didn't know nothing just ignorant. My mother did whatever she had to on the streets to support us. She died when I was 10, she sure loved me a lot, I…”

— Peter S. Fischer, Det. Tony Baretta, Robert Blake, He'll Never See Daylight Again

“Calvelli: Any chance of getting outta here? Lt. Theo Kojak: Sure. Calvelli: Yeah, and the Devil serves lemonade, right?”

— Abby Mann, Theo Kojak, Telly Savalas, Siege of Terror

“[During the first season opening credits] "My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Bronx, New York in December, 1941. I've always felt responsible for World War II. The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty; it lasted 17 years. I'm a high school gradu…”

— Lorenzo Music, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, JOE

“So far this week I've been offered candy bars and nylons. What is this, World War 2?”

— Robert Getchell, Alice Hyatt, Linda Lavin, Pilot

“Mamma don't like business talk with supper on the table, J.R.”

— David Jacobs, Bobby Ewing, Patrick Duffy, Digger's Daughter

“It's so cold out in the hall, I rubbed my face and my finger froze to my eyelash.”

— Bob Peete, Wilona Woods, Ja'net Dubois, Too Old Blues

“Charles Ingalls: The Bible says 'Thou shalt not argue before breakfast.' Caroline Ingalls: It's not in the Bible, Charles. Charles Ingalls: Well, it oughta be.”

— Blanche Hanalis, Charles Ingalls, Michael Landon, Harvest Of Friends

“Ms. Romano, I'm a little bit disappointed in you. How can you settle for a tricycle when Kawasaki makes the good times roll?”

— Allan Manings, Dwayne Schneider, Pat Harrington, Jr., Ann's Decision

“Earthquakes on the coast, 120-degree temperatures on the desert; they oughta change the name of California to Shake n' Bake, USA!”

— Jerry Ross, Fred G. Sanford, Redd Foxx, Crossed Swords

“Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I have dreams that come true. Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: So you're psychic? Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Yeah, yeah, I'm psychic. I didn't tell you guys about it before, because I didn't want you to think I was offbeat or something.”

— Barry Kemp, Elaine O'Connor-Nardo, Marilu Henner, Jim the Psychic

“[narration as John 'John Boy' Walton, Jr. reading from his journal] Growing up in a family as large and as close as mine made it hard to realize that there were many people who lived in loneliness and solitude. However, the realization of that sad truth also brought me close to a remarkable woman an…”

— Nigel McKean, The Narrator, Earl Hamner, Jr., The Journey

“[Opening Narration] Remember the Tates? Jessica and her husband Chester? Chester's the guy who fools around with everyone but his wife. And poor Jessica, because Chester's been so busy, has taken up with Peter the tennis pro, who in turn has been busy with Jessica's daughter Corrine. Of course, Jess…”

— Susan Harris, Narrator, Rod Roddy, imdb.com

“Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself. Orson: Mork. Mork: Good morning, Orson.…”

— Dale McRaven, Mork, Robin Williams, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hi, I've heard about you. Bloody Mary: Oh yeah, what'd ya hear? Sabrina: That you're good! Bloody Mary: You don't win by being good you win by being first.”

— Edward J. Lakso, Sabrina Duncan, Kate Jackson, imdb.com

“McGarrett: Kono? Kono: Blanksville. McGarrett: Danno? Danno: Double blanksville. Chin: Chin Ho Kelly strikes again! McGarrett: Shut up and sit down.”

— Peter M. Lenkov, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, Pilot

“Kotter: Just think of a debate as sort of a, um, rumble with words. Vinnie: You mean like, 'Up your nose with a garden hose?'”

— Rick Mittleman, Gabe Kotter, Gabe Kaplan, The Great Debate

“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”

— Bob Brunner, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, The Society Party