“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”Tagged: Bring your own, parties
“I'll be as loose as I ever am on a first date. A little of this, a little of that, but no petting.”Tagged: Loose, slutty, heavy petting
“Shirley: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud! Laverne: Yeah, well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto, either.”Tagged: Driving, Flying, DeSoto, Fear of Flying
“Laverne, you can't marry a man you don't love!...Something bad will happen...you'll grow restless....You'll start calling the milkman Joe!”Tagged: Love, Marriage, Arranged Marriages
“I hate to go down to unemployment. It's embarrassing down there. Everybody down there knows you don't have a job.”Tagged: Unemployment
“Boy, you just stepped straight off the bus right into Filth Town, didn't you?”Tagged: bus, Filth Town
“I treat my body like a temple, Laverne. You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.”Tagged: Body, Temple, Amusement Park
“Carmine: Love is blind. Shirley: Yes, but deaf, dumb, and unable to smell?”Tagged: Love Is Blind, Deaf, dumb, Smelly
“Lenny: Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying...lie down. Rhonda: I have to get ready for my dates. Shirley: Dates? Rhonda: You know, a man picks you up, spends money on you? You must have seen this on television…”Tagged: dates, Sleep, Television, insults