Latest Quotes

“Let's toast to your marriage, I hope you don't fall on your face with him. I only want the best for you.”

— Ramona Singer, Herself, Ramona Singer, Talk of the Town

“I just can't hold a conversation with someone who thinks what she reads in a Facebook comment is actually news.”

— Carole, Herself, Carole, It Girl, Interrupted

“There was no love story, it was a tryst.”

— LuAnn, Herself, LuAnn, It Girl, Interrupted

“The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.”

— TInsley, Herself, TInsley, It Girl, Interrupted

“I really miss New York. I miss the taxis, I miss that you can order chicken noodle soup at 5 o'clock in the morning, I miss, actually, wearing black.”

— TInsley, Herself, TInsley, It Girl, Interrupted

“Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now. Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, It Girl, Interrupted

“Let's face it, meeting me when I'm hungry, you're not meeting me at my best.”

— Ramona Singer, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, It Girl, Interrupted

“I don't think there's a hat that could fit LuAnn's head.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, It Girl, Interrupted

“Bethenny: Isn't it like Indian Summer? Carole: Well some call it global warming.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, A New Low

“Sonja: I do want him to fly straight. LuAnn: Don't worry he's going to get his wings clipped if he doesn't.”

— Luann D'Agostino, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, It Girl, Interrupted

“Once a Countess, always a Countess.”

— LuAnn, LuAnn, Herself, A New Low

“I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.”

— Carole Radziwill, Carole Radziwill, Herself, A New Low

“Don't fuck with Dorinda, she's like a silent assassin.”

— Carole Radziwill, Herself, Carole Radziwill, A New Low

“Bethenny: I think I played a murderer. Ramona: I could see that.”

— Herself, Bethenny Frankel, A New Low

“I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with Benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, The Etiquette of Friendship

“Well, our dinner party track record isn't very good.”

— Carole Radziwill, Carole Radziwill, Herself, A New Low

“There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, The Etiquette of Friendship

“Go get a bag of cucumbers and bananas and continue on, honey.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, The Etiquette of Friendship

“Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel?”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, The Etiquette of Friendship

“I'm like Joe Pesci in the van in Home Alone.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, The Etiquette of Friendship