“It’s this stupid hat. I am telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature.”— Jovan Taylor, Kate Trefry, Shawn Levy, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com
“I don't think there's a hat that could fit LuAnn's head.”— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com
“Burke: Roger you're making a big mistake. Roger Cobb: Well if I am, then I'm prepared to live with it. You on the other hand, have to live with that hat.”— Geof Miller, Roger Cobb, William Katt, imdb.com
“[after finding a feathered hat in the cabin, Rosie looks fearful, but Bond tries to console her] Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.”— Tom Mankiewicz, imdb.com
“Baby: Your tattoo says 'hat'? JD: Yeah, it used to say 'hate'. But to increase my chances of employment I had the E removed. Baby: How's that working out for you? JD: Who doesn't like hats?”— Edgar Wright, J.D., Lanny Joon, imdb.com
“Sgt Howell: If you plan on getting wet this weekend, make sure you put on a hat. I don't want anyone coming back pissing cream. Smitty Ryker: What, you don't want none for your coffee, Sarge?”— Robert Schenkkan, Andrew Knight, Smitty Ryker, Luke Bracey, imdb.com
“Jeff: What's with the hat? Larry: What? I'm married. I can wear whatever I want. Jeff: It does look ridiculous. You look like you should be pulling a rickshaw of some sort.”— Jeff Greene, Jeff Garlin, imdb.com
“I need that cute, stupid, football head's hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?”— Steve Viksten, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com
“What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.”— sleepis4thaweak, reddit.com