The deal's not done. Not until I solve the next conundrum. How to get this savior to taste my forbidden fruit.
— David H. Goodman, Jane Espenson, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, An Apple Red As Blood
The deal's not done. Not until I solve the next conundrum. How to get this savior to taste my forbidden fruit.
— David H. Goodman, Jane Espenson, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, An Apple Red As Blood
Once you blacken your heart, it only grows darker...and darker. Trust me, I know.
— Ian B. Goldberg, Andrew Chambliss, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, Welcome to Storybrooke
Regina Mills: Thank you for being my knight in shining armor. Prince Charming: Well, it's more like flannel, but you're welcome.
— Ian B. Goldberg, Andrew Chambliss, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, The Stranger
Have you ever considered that maybe, perhaps... I am good? I was always the Queen. It was you who added 'Evil' to my name.
— David H. Goodman, Daniel T. Thomsen, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, The Queen Is Dead
And just like that, the Creativity Workshop by Caroline Calloway ascended into failed influencer-event heaven. I imagine the ghost of Fyre Festival met it at the gates.
— Madison Malone Kircher, This Instagram Influencer’s Failed Tour Will Satisfy Your Fyre Fest Nostalgia
You see me as a villain, Ms. Swan. But that's just your perception, and you're wrong. Learn your place in this town, or soon enough, you won't be in it.
— Ian B. Goldberg, Andrew Chambliss, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, Fruit of the Poisonous Tree
It's just that magic is the way I've always gotten everything.
— Edward Kitsis, Adam Horowitz, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, The Doctor
Keep on baiting me, Charming! Right now I don't have magic and I don't have my son, but when I get one, I get the other. And you don't want to be around when that happens.
— Jane Espenson, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, We Are Both
You need to be careful who you get into bed with.
— Jane Espenson, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, Desperate Souls
[to Emma] And since I clearly can't keep you away from my son, I guess I'm just gonna have to keep my son away from you. Enjoy my shirt, because that's all you're getting.
— Liz Tigelaar, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, Snow Falls
Ms. Blanchard is a liar and a murderer. No matter what accusations you throw my way, that won't change. She's going to pay for what she's done. That woman has destroyed the last life she is ever going to destroy.
— Edward Kitsis, Adam Horowitz, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, The Stable Boy
People don't change; they only fool themselves into believing they can.
— David H. Goodman, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, The Price of Gold
Do you know what a closed adoption is? It's what you asked for. You have no legal right to Henry, and you're gonna be held to that. So I suggest you get in your car, and you leave this town. Because if you don't, I will destroy you, if it is the last thing I do! Goodbye, Ms. Swan.
— Edward Kitsis, Adam Horowitz, Regina Mills / Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, Pilot
I think goals are limitless, and there’s always going to be something new that I want to do. I just want to make people happy, and I want to stay happy.
I was hit and abused physically on a beach in front of people, twice. And then at my house, and thank God a kid saw me and called the police. It’s a shame that people had to see that, but it’s not something that I feel is necessary to talk about. It’s something that happened to me, and I had to figu…
I’m tired of hearing about my past. It used to be ‘More people! More noise! Distract me!’ But now it’s ‘Shhh!’ Taking time for [me] is important. I learned that the hard way, unfortunately. But I did. And I want to share that with other people.
— Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan gets emotional about her liberation and career comeback
Here’s the thing: very simple with politics. He’s the president. No matter what anyone says, he’s still the president. I have no feeling. I have no emotion.
My entire life has been in the public eye. So, people will see that this is something really important to me, and I don’t want anyone coming between that.
— Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan gets emotional about her liberation and career comeback
[Even] if I do everything right, they have to find one thing to make everything negative to some extent. I just want to know what people want me to do so that everything can just be okay. I don’t know if that’s ever going to be possible.
— Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan gets emotional about her liberation and career comeback
I’m just Lindsay Lohan. Whatever that is.