At times I wish I were there in D.C. more, sitting with him in the Oval Office like we used to at Trump Tower, to protect him. I feel guilty that he's in there right now almost alone.
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“I gave loyalty to someone who, truthfully, does not deserve loyalty....It’s never good to be on the wrong side of the president of the United States of America, but somehow or another this task has now fallen onto my shoulders and as I also stated … I will spend the rest of my life in order to fix…
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen Slams Trump in First Post-Sentencing Interview
The same way that you'd protect a sibling is the same way that I'd protect the children. The same way that I'd protect your parents is the same way that I'd protect the president and Melania.
I truly thought the office would change him.
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen claims Trump made repeated racist references
Today is the day that I am getting my freedom back. I have been living in a personal and mental incarceration ever since the day that I accepted the offer to work for a real-estate mogul whose business acumen that I deeply admired.
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen says he felt it was his 'duty' to 'cover up' Trump's 'dirty deeds,' is sentenced to 3 years in prison
Time and time again, I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds.
I should have been a bigger person, and I should have left.
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen claims Trump made repeated racist references
I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we're in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don't have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know, Cohen said. So I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going t…
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen says he felt it was his 'duty' to 'cover up' Trump's 'dirty deeds,' is sentenced to 3 years in prison
He knows the truth. I know the truth. Others know the truth. And here is the truth: People of the United States of America, people of the world, don’t believe what he is saying. The man doesn’t tell the truth. And it is sad that I should take responsibility for his dirty deeds.
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen Slams Trump in First Post-Sentencing Interview
Recently, the president tweeted a statement calling me weak, and it was correct, but for a much different reason than he was implying.
— Michael Cohen, Michael Cohen says he felt it was his 'duty' to 'cover up' Trump's 'dirty deeds,' is sentenced to 3 years in prison
I’m scared I’ll unbutton my pants and every woodland creature within a 5-mile radius will come crashing through the window, clutching awkward middle school photos of me in their paws and talons.
I have this fantasy of being someone who bakes, but as it currently stands, I can’t stand it, and for a while I found that infuriating.
— Amelia Diamond, Why I’m Finally Letting Go of the Pressure to Be Something I’m Not
The older I get the more I realize that it is important to know the difference between when I should speak and when I should listen. I am not well-versed in many subjects that I care about so I listen and read to those who are.
Because this is not 1887, I'm here to let you know that just because I have this pain doesn't mean I don't *want* to be sexual. Who doesn't want to orgasm?
— Lara Parker, 9 Things That Helped Me Have Less Pain During Sex
It's all happening.
Love is the one thing that transcends time and space.
— Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Dr. Amelia Brand, Anne Hathaway, Interstellar
I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
— Daniel J. Goor, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, How a Bill Becomes a Law
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man…
— Jennifer Celotta, Caroline Williams, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, Grief Counseling
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
— Brent Forrester, Justin Spitzer, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, Product Recall
Get a friend, loser.
— Lester Lewis, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, Customer Survey