Latest Quotes

“Blankets and hot tea ahoy.”

— JR Thorpe, Doctors Explain Why Getting COVID Vaccine Side Effects Mean It’s Working

“This is a perfect snack.”

— Alison Roman, Dad's Matzo Brei

“I'm not fazed, only here to sin If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can”

— Lil Nas X, MONTERO

“More witnesses took the stand Tuesday in the trial of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, including a mixed martial arts fighter, the teenager who recorded a video showing the death of George Floyd, and her 9-year-old cousin.”

— Grace Hauck, N'dea Yancey-Bragg , Kevin McCoy , Tami Abdollah , Eric Ferkenhoff, Teen who recorded George Floyd video gives emotional testimony

“Sounds to me like someone is trapped inside life's most complicated shape. A love triangle.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, The Diamond Dogs

“I’m not waiting to be chosen. Partnership is not a prize to be won or a goal to be achieved.”

— Aditi Juneja, Being Single Is No Longer a Social Sob Story

“He started making pizzas for fun, mainly at the request of friends, but ever since he opened orders to the public, the pop-up has taken a life of its own. Perhaps that’s because of the branding (trying saying Brandoni Pepperoni without smiling), or maybe it’s because of the giddy-making magic you fe…”

— Elyse Inamine, Everything About Brandoni Pepperoni’s Pizzas Scream Los Angeles

“If signed into law, civil rights organizations, including the ACLU, have vowed to challenge it in court.”

— Amanda Arnold, Arkansas Just Passed the Most Extreme Anti-Trans Bill Yet

“The only person I've seen lose a man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.”

— Brendan Hunt, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Nathan Shelley, Nick Mohammed, Make Rebecca Great Again

“I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Sam Obisanya, Toheeb Jimoh, Two Aces

“I feel like we hit the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Two Aces

“One day you will understand that trusting too much has caused you enough pain and deception and left you with nothing so you turn it all around.”

— Rania Naim, The Rania Naim Collection

“I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, Tan Lines

“Fashion's all about confidence.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, For the Children

“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”

— Jane Becker, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, Trent Crimm

“I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves.”

— Jane Becker, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, Trent Crimm

“We're gonna call this drill 'The Exorcist' 'cause it's all about controlling possession.”

— Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Bill Lawrence, Tom Marshall, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, Biscuits

“Maybe we’ll eventually have sex again.”

— Anne Shark, My Partner and I Haven’t Had Sex in a Year, but We’re Still in Love

“Employees were told that they did not have to take the buyouts but that their jobs would most likely change if they stayed, the people said.”

— Katie Robertson, Medium Offers Buyouts to Editorial Employees

“I like Substack as a product. And I am excited by the opportunities it's offering writers. But it is also increasingly hard to ignore a community moderation time bomb waiting to go off as it pulls writers who are more and more brazenly organizing harassment campaigns.”

— Ryan Broderick , Substack shoots down activists’ ‘pressure campaign’ looking to silence non-PC journalists