“That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.”Tagged: Cucumber , Simile Examples, Cat
“Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football.”Tagged: Knowledge, Internet, Football
“Rebecca Welton: Oh, do you believe in ghosts, Ted? Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?”Tagged: Ghosts, Believe, Uplifting
“You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.”Tagged: tea, Hot, Gross
“If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, pretend like we don't know each other.”Tagged: Dream, Goof, play
“We're gonna call this drill 'The Exorcist' 'cause it's all about controlling possession.”Tagged: exorcist, Control, Possession, soccer
“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”Tagged: Success, Win, help, Loss
“I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves.”Tagged: Believe, Confidence, Courage
“I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.”Tagged: Simile Examples, Remote, pushing buttons
“Sounds to me like someone is trapped inside life's most complicated shape. A love triangle.”Tagged: Trap, Love Triangle, Tricky
“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right?”Tagged: Woody Allen, Clarinet
“Yikes. I haven't seen someone that disappointed to see me since I wore a red baseball cap to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser.”Tagged: Planned Parenthood, Fundrasier, Dissappoint
“I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em. And they all live in this Godless place called Santa Monica.”Tagged: Healthy Diets, Sugar
“I think a fella should only take as long as the tune 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey to get dressed in the morning.”Tagged: Song, Get Dressed, Phil Collins, Philip Bailey
“Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end.”Tagged: Belief, play on words, happy ending
“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.”Tagged: mother, Nuts, Instruction Manual , Metaphor Examples