“You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.”Tagged: face, Simile Examples, Seatbelt , hair
“I feel like I have lyme disease because, deer, I am ticked off!”Tagged: Simile Examples, Lyme Disease , Tick
“I mean, life shits all over you like you're a statute at a bird sanctuary.”Tagged: Life, Simile Examples, bird sanctuary