Episode

The ASSes

by Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch and 14 others

A big standardized test sends everyone into a panic -- except for Jay, who just scored an Adderall prescription.

(5 total)

Characters

Nick Kroll (7)Jennifer Flackett (5)Andrew Goldberg (5)Mark Levin (5)Nick Birch (1)Maury the Hormone Monster (1)Elliot Birch (voice) (1)Jay Bilzerian (voice) (1)Jessi Glaser (voice) (1)Fred Armisen (1)

“I have an H and a G and all that's missing is U.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Elliot Birch (voice), Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: Hug, Love, Cute

“Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Tuna, Sandwich, Brain

“I'm like Young Sheldon, if he fucked.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

Tagged: Young Sheldon, Simile Examples

“By the end of the semester, you'll be eating your own ass.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: semester, goal, Eat, butt

“Look, in the future, we're all gonna be either a Lyft driver or a billionaire.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Lyft , Billionaire, Money