What did the right eye say to the left eye. Between you and me, something smells.
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Q: What is E.T. short for? A: He has really small legs.
Q: Did you hear that the Pope has avian flu? A: He got it from one of the cardinals.
A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don't serve food here.’
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin mobile.
Q: How does Jesus make his coffee? A: Hebrews it.
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.
Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog because it croaks every night.
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: ‘Put it on my bill.’
Q: Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? A: Mount Rushmore.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.