“Q: How does an attorney sleep? A: First he lies on one side, and then on the other.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Liar
“Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Light Bulb Jokes
“Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, lawyers only screw us.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Light Bulb Jokes
“Q: How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside? A: A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, it wants to cluck defiance.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: Why is Washington, DC full of lawyers and New Jersey full of toxic waste dumps? A: Jersey got first choice.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Washington DC, New Jersey