Quotes tagged ‘New Jersey’

“Donnie Brasco: [Lefty tends to the pigeon coops on the roof of his building. Donnie's alongside him] Did you know there used to be falcons in New York? Lefty: They got everything in this fucking city. Donnie Brasco: Peregrine falcons. They lived across the river. Lefty: In Queens? Donnie Brasco: In…”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, imdb.com

“Q: Why is Washington, DC full of lawyers and New Jersey full of toxic waste dumps? A: Jersey got first choice.”

— Anonymous, reddit.com

“[clears throat] And I'll be, like, 'What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?' And she'll be, like, 'Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little… [emphatically to Silent Bob] … fuckholes!' [both laugh]”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“[Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rogers drive up to New Jersey pursuing a lead] Natasha: [about Natasha kissing him] Was that your first kiss since 1945? Steve: That bad huh? Natasha: I didn't say it was bad. Steve: Well, it kinda sounded like that. Natasha: No, I was just wondering. Steve: That was not…”

— Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, Scarlett Johansson, imdb.com

“Michael: [the car that Michael, Sollozzo, and McClusky are riding in takes an unexpected detour] New Jersey... we're going to New Jersey? Sollozzo: [sinister] Maybe.”

— Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola, Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“The thing about being in Jersey, and growing up with Louie Scalpatti and Sal Buradesco and Nicky Eddio and guys like that, anybody's gonna bully you they're in trouble. Nobody's gonna bully you, because you got your posse….I had my posse big time. And emotionally, my posse was my family: My mother,…”

— Danny DeVito, cbsnews.com

“Derek Morgan: Mama, is it even possible for somebody to live completely offline these days? Penelope Garcia: Sure, if you live in an Afghani cave or certain parts of New Jersey, other than that not so much.”

— Jim Clemente, Derek Morgan, Shemar Moore, imdb.com

“Oh, we all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you. Rating personnel ’tll they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people. Then I found a way to relax. I've got two words to say to you, George: hot tub.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com