“I am a man who loves to give women breakfast in bed. All I want to receive in return is a simple "Thank you!"... ...not "Who are you?", "How did you get in here?", and "I'll call the police!"”Tagged: Women, breakfast, Pervert
“Not to brag, but I consider myself as a mix between Rambo and Einstein... I have Rambo's intelligence and Einstein's muscles.”Tagged: rambo, einstein