“Henry: I was petting my walrus all morning and I was thinking of you the whole time. Lucy: OK, pervert. I think that you should leave. Henry: What? I was just joking around because of what we talked about yesterday. Lucy: Yesterday? I've never even met you.”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
“Chef: Parents. There are reasons why teachers can't teach sex in school. They might not know a lot about it, [camera fixes on Mr. Mackey] they might have a bad opinion of it, [camera moves to Ms. Choksondik] or they might just be a complete pervert. [camera moves to Mr. Garrison] Mr. Garrison: Hey!…”— Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“Pickles are my thing, like, and the boys, like, always stare at me for eating pickles cause I eat it like a pervert.”— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com
“Sam: What am I supposed to do with a porno? Neal: You watch it. Over and over. Sam: Ew, only perverts watch pornos, right? Neal: Well, then every guy in America is a pervert.”— Bob Nickman, imdb.com
“I am a man who loves to give women breakfast in bed. All I want to receive in return is a simple "Thank you!"... ...not "Who are you?", "How did you get in here?", and "I'll call the police!"”— arvigeus, reddit.com