“I could have let you stay a failed bald dancer.”— Joel Fields, Steven Levenson, Gwen Verdon, Michelle Williams, imdb.com
“Jess: Lots of people are bald. Milly: Oh, men are bald, Jess. Babies. ET. Not me.”— Morwenna Banks, Jess, Drew Barrymore, imdb.com
“Dalilah: I don't know, you remind me of my college history teacher. Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“'Bald Asshole?' That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help. Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.”— Aseem Batra, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com
“Husband [in front of the mirror]: ‘Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and bald?’ Wife: ‘I do.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.”— Spike Feresten, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”— Mae West, books.google.com
“Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.”— RandomDrunk88, reddit.com
“In Terminator, only living things can time-travel. But hair is dead. So Arnold should've landed in LA not only naked but bald”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com