“Well evil, sure—but mostly, he's unattractive. And unattractive people are desperate.”Tagged: unattractive, Evil, Desperate
“You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!”Tagged: Heart of Stone, Sad, Tears, Evil, cry
“Ohh, pretty baby wife. You're the most normal thing in my whole life. We're like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, which I mentioned.”Tagged: Domestic Bliss, Wife, Jelly Beans, Olives