“Carol Seaver: That will never work. Mike Seaver: Sure it will, I saw it on The Cosby Show. Carol Seaver: Mike, that is a television show. This is real life.”Tagged: Cosby Show, Reality TV, Sitcoms
“Carol Seaver: You mean, you haven't even started yet? Mike Seaver: What's your point? Carol Seaver: 4.0. What's yours?”Tagged: procrastination, GPA
“Maggie Malone Seaver: [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says. Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead. Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said…”Tagged: Tattoos, Kindergarten, bullying