Quotes tagged ‘Kindergarten’
(6 total)
“Maggie Malone Seaver: [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says. Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead. Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said anyt…”
— Bob Burris, Michael Ware, Carol Seaver, Tracey Gold, imdb.com
“Mrs jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things can we eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'"”
— M_muac, reddit.com