Quotes tagged ‘Kindergarten’

“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“Maggie Malone Seaver: [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says. Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead. Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said anyt…”

— Bob Burris, Michael Ware, Carol Seaver, Tracey Gold, imdb.com

“Once I accomplish one thing and I’m satisfied, I try something else. I may be 50 and doing something totally outside of music and acting. Maybe I’ll become a kindergarten teacher.”

— Kid Cudi, mtv.com

“Mrs jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things can we eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'"”

— M_muac, reddit.com

“They're only crayons. You didn't fear them in Kindergarten, why fear them now?”

— Hugh MacLeod, amazon.com