“I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”Tagged: Sarcasm, Friends, Funny
“I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?”
“All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers...it doesn't make much of a difference.”Tagged: Numbers, Innumeracy
“Joanna: Wait, what are you doing? Chandler: Getting dressed. Joanna: Why? Chandler: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.”Tagged: Naked, garbage
“Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands, you know, picking up wedding dresses...Wah-pah! Ross: What's wah-pah? Chandler: You know, whipped. Wah-pah! Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is wh-tcssh!”Tagged: Whipped, Pussy Whipped, Running Errands, Subservient
“Chandler: Condoms? Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?”Tagged: condoms, Repopulation
“Ross: Chandler. I sensed it was you. Chandler: What? Ross: 'Unagi.' I'm always aware. Chandler: Are you aware that unagi is an eel?”Tagged: Unagi, Eel, Intuition
“Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice lookalike contest and WON! Chandler: Ross came fourth and CRIED!”Tagged: Vanilla Ice, Lookalike Contests