“Peter Griffin: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian Griffin: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?”Tagged: Snark, mean, Funny, Reading
“Peter Griffin: Run along Stewie, Daddy had a rough night. Stewie Griffin: Why you tottering fen sucked dewberry, I'm going to find something to strike you with, excuse me.”Tagged: I Hate Dad, Snark, Evil
“Brian Griffin: So, had a little trouble up there on stage, huh? Stewie Griffin: What do you mean? Brian Griffin: I mean crying and wetting yourself, you looked ridiculous. Stewie Griffin: You know what? I'm gonna buy a cake when you're dead.”Tagged: embarrassed, Snark, Sassy, I Hate You
“Joe Swanson: What were you doing last night? Peter Griffin: Fucking your mother.”Tagged: Snark, SASS, Fucking Your Mom