Christianne Hedtke

11 quotes

“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”

“Ambrose: Can I help you? Madam Satan: I’m looking for someone. Not you.”

“I’m not an abomination, Sabrina. And I won’t be one.”

“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”

“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”

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“Ambrose: Aunt Dee, are you crying? Zelda: Pollen.”

“He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.”

“Sabrina: Who would do such a thing? Madam Satan: Men.”

“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”

“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan? Sabrina: All contact sports.”

“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too? Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”